Dimension 13 Justice Initiative

Plan B

Welcome to the Dimension 13 Justice Initiative's Plan B.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our Plan A has been... rebranded as Plan A.5, and our team is now focusing on Plan B, which involves using an army of highly trained, genetically engineered, giant hamsters to deliver justice across the galaxy.

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Hamster Squadrons

We have five Hamster Squadrons, each with its own unique set of skills:

• Hamsters of Justice (HOJ): Our flagship squadron, equipped with advanced sonic toothbrushes for maximum justice delivery.
• Hamster Rangers (HR): These hamsters are experts in wilderness survival and can operate in environments with extreme cheese availability.
• Hamster Judges (HJ): Trained to make split-second decisions using their highly developed sense of smell.
• Hamster Prosecutors (HP): Masters of the ancient art of hamster-negotiation, able to talk down even the toughest of hamster-criminals.
• Hamster Defenders (HD): Equipped with state-of-the-art hamster-proof prophets, protecting our justice system from external threats.