The Tyranny of Efficiency

Welcome to Dimension 24, where time is money and money is everything. In this realm, productivity is the ultimate goal, and those who fail to optimize are cast aside like yesterday's trash.

Our benevolent dictator, The Great Efficiency, has decreed that every aspect of life must be optimized, from the angle of the toaster to the angle of the elbow.

But don't just take our word for it! Read about the case studies of those who refused to play along and were... reorganized.

Case Studies:

• The Tragedy of the 7:30 Commute
• The Fall of the Freelance Freelancer
• The Demise of the Slow Cooker

Read The Great Efficiency's Manifesto for a full explanation of our guiding principles.