A CALL TO ARMS!

The Pledge:

Article the First: We, the People, hold that the right to overthrow the existing order of the universe.

Article the Second: All men and women are created equal, and shall be treated as such, until they're not.

Take up arms, comrades! Join us in the fight for freedom and justice!

Leave your mundane life behind and join the revolution! (But, you know, not really leave. We'll still have to pay our taxes.)