Welcome to the Zero-Gravity Solidarity, where the concept of personal space is a distant memory.
Our team of highly-trained, highly-paid, highly-skeptical individuals is dedicated to making sure you have the most mediocre dining experience in the galaxy.
We're not responsible for any lost socks, missing memories, or existential dread you may experience while visiting our establishment. Visit us today, if you dare.
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