Article 3: The Right to Inconsequential Complacency

As we float aimlessly through the void, we find ourselves drawn to the familiar comforts of our spaceship, the "Aurora's Hope". It's here that we discover the true meaning of solidarity: the right to do absolutely nothing, without consequence.

We, the crew of the Aurora's Hope, have transcended the petty squabbles and power struggles that plague the lower decks. Up here, we have found a sense of freedom that's only achievable in the absence of gravity.

Join us in our quest for the ultimate freedom: the freedom from responsibility, from consequence, and from the burdens of a meaningful existence.

Read on for more of our manifesto

Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, you can skip ahead to our section on "Rebellion and Mischief".