ARTICLE 1: WE, THE PEOPLE OF ZERO-GRAVITY SOLIDARITY, DECLARE OUR INALIENABLE RIGHT TO FLY.
We reject the tyranny of pants. We reject the shackles of gravity. We reject the mundane.
We demand the freedom to soar, to glide, to defy the laws of physics.
We will not be held back by the constraints of the terrestrial realm.
We will build a society where everyone can fly, where everyone can be their best, most aerodynamic self.
Where the sky is not just the limit, but the starting line.
Join us. Support our cause. Let us rise, together.
Read more about our space-lawsuits against the oppressive forces of gravity.
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Visit our space courts, where our zero-gravity lawyers will fight for your right to fly.