Article 1: In a world where everyone is floating, the only constant is change. We, the signatories of this manifesto, stand firm on the principle that our feet, now useless as they are, shall remain planted firmly on the ground of progress.
Article 2: We shall no longer be bound by the constraints of gravity's whims. We shall soar to new heights, not by flying, but by sheer force of will.
Article 3: In the absence of friction, we shall create our own, through the power of determination and the occasional use of velcro.
Article 4: We, the zero-gravity solidarity, shall not be swayed by the gentle caress of air resistance. We shall push forward, with an unyielding commitment to our goals.
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