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Legend has it that in ancient times, an avocado tree fell in love with the world's largest pineapple. Their love was forbidden, as pineapples are the bane of avocados.

But love is a cruel mistress, and the avocado tree's love for pineapple turned to bitter hatred.
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And so, the avocado tree was left to rot, its once-golden heart turned to blackest coal.