POST 12345: "I Ate the Last Sock" - A Social Media Post by @SocksForLife

"Just when you thought it was safe... I ATE THE LAST SOCK. I mean, I was just hanging out in my room, minding my own business, and I just had to have a little snack... Comments (12 Comments).

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Comments

1. @ConcernedCritic: Are you okay? Like, seriously, how could you do this?

2. @SockPuppeteer: I feel you, @SocksForLife. I once ate the last of the pizza in the break room fridge.

3. @LastOneStanding: I'm the one who ate the last cookie. And the last chip. And the last of the ice cream. You're not alone, @SocksForLife.