The Empathy Olympics

Welcome to the Empathy Olympics, where the art of feeling feelings is a real competition!

Here, you can learn how to put yourself in someone else's shoes, unless that someone is a sociopath, in which case you're out of luck.

Events include:

• The 100m Empathy Dash: Run 100 meters while pretending to care about someone else's feelings.
• The High-Jump Empathy Event: Jump over a chasm of emotional baggage.
• The Marathon of Mirroring: Repeat back every phrase your partner says, until you get it just right.