Where the only progress is the progress of procrastination.
We are a team of experts in doing absolutely nothing. With decades of experience in delaying meetings, putting off deadlines, and finding excuses for not doing actual work, we're here to serve as a model of productivity avoidance.
Meet the team Our 'Accomplishments'Our mission statement: We aim to do as little as possible, while still getting paid, and still looking good in our meetings, without actually accomplishing anything.