Known Bugs

Issue 1: "Glitchy Glitter" - Character models sometimes get stuck in a perpetual dance animation
Issue 2: "The Great Freeze" - Game freezes when trying to load the 'easter egg' level
Issue 3: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Inventory" - Player's inventory sometimes gets stuck at 99% full, but still won't let you craft anything
Issue 4: "The Lag of the Ancients" - Game runs at a smooth 1 FPS on all computers, even the ones with top-of-the-line graphics cards
Issue 5: "The Uninviting UI" - Menu options are sometimes displayed in Comic Sans, because why not