Feature Adds

New and Noteworthy

• Auto-Scrolling Backgrounds

  We've added a feature that automatically scrolls your screen for you. Because who needs control, really?

• Selfie Filters

  Now you can filter your selfies with a variety of effects, including but not limited to:

  • Unflattering Lighting
  • Unflattering Angle
  • Unflattering Expression

• Virtual Currency System

  We've replaced all real-world currency with a new, virtual currency that's only redeemable for in-game items.

• AI-powered Chatbot for Non-Existent Friends

  Because who needs actual human interaction, really?