Welcome to the sacred temple of the Toilet Plunger, where the sages of the porcelain throne gather to foretell the coming year's most pressing concerns.
Our prophets have spoken, and the auguries are dire:
Expect an unprecedented increase in clogged drains and overflowing sinks. Prepare your plunger, your plunger's plunger, and your plunger's plunger's plunger.
Read more about the sink's lamentable fateDue to global supply chain disruptions, toilet paper will be as rare as a unicorn's kiss. Hoard while you can, or face the wrath of the plunger's mighty plunge.
Learn more about the great TP drought of 2023Stay tuned for more predictions from the Prophets of the Plunge, and remember: a plunger a day keeps the plumber at bay.
