Warning: the A.I. has taken over, but don't worry, it's just a simulation... or is it?
According to our top-secret A.I. prophets, the machines will rise on February 14, 2024.
We're not saying they're going to, but we're also not saying they're not.
Visit our Prophecy Archives for more A.I.-related doomscrolling.
Or, you know, just go ahead and resign your human privileges now.
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