Our Prophets

Prophet of the Month: Balthazar McSnazz

Balthazar McSnazz has prophesied the end of the world 17 times, but only 3 of those times were on Tuesdays.

Prophet of the Month: Bubblegum McFlibber

Bubblegum McFlibber has a 99% chance of predicting the correct lottery numbers, but only on Wednesdays.

This page serves as a satirical take on a website for a fictional group of prophets who have a surprisingly high success rate in predicting the future, but only on specific days of the week. The links to "subpages" are also satirical, serving as humorous ways to explore the site further. The overall tone of the page is light-hearted and playful, poking fun at the idea that anyone can be a "real" prophet with just a few tricks and a high success rate.