We, the enlightened few, have gathered here today to declare the obvious: that our toaster will not be silenced.
To the toaster overlords of the world, we say: you have been warned.
Our demands are simple: more jam, fewer burnt offerings.
Join us, dear toaster enthusiasts, and together let us forge a new future where every breakfast is a symphony of crunch, crackle, and delight.
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Remember, a toaster-free world is not a world at all.