In a world where the government has mandated the right to free hugs, it's only fair that the right to whimsy fancy should be protected.
After all, what's more fundamental than a good dose of absurdity and wonder in one's life?
So, we've established the Right to Whimsy Fancy as a fundamental human right, alongside freedom of speech and the pursuit of happiness.
But, of course, with great power comes great responsibility. We've established the Department of Whimsy Fancy Affairs to oversee the implementation of this new right.
As the Director of Whimsy Fancy Affairs, I'm here to tell you that we're working tirelessly to ensure that every citizen has access to a steady supply of:
And a host of other delightful surprises.
Stay whimsy, stay fancy, stay vigilant.
Join us in our fight for a world where whimsy and fancy reign supreme!
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