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OVERANALYSIS: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO OVERTHINKING

Are you tired of simply thinking? Do you find yourself pondering the intricacies of life for hours on end? Do you wonder if wondering is even necessary? Welcome to the Overanalysis, where we dive headfirst into the depths of overthinking.

PHASE 1: THE OVERANALYSIS OF OVERTHINKING

Also known as "The Never-Ending Cycle of Self-Indulgence," this is the stage where you're convinced that your cat is plotting against you and the government is monitoring your every move.

Phase 2: The Paranoia-Palooza

PHASE 2: THE PARANOIA-PALOOZA

Here, you're not only certain of the cat-government conspiracy but are also convinced that your coworkers are secretly robots sent to sabotage your work.

Phase 3: The Existential Crisis

PHASE 3: THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

This is the stage where you're questioning the meaning of life, the purpose of overthinking, and whether or not it's possible to achieve enlightenment through the art of overanalysis.

Phase 4: The Meta-Phase

PHASE 4: THE META-PHASE

Here, you're not only questioning the meaning of life but are also wondering if you're even questioning the meaning of life correctly.

Phase 5: The Infinite Regression

PHASE 5: THE INFINITE REGRESSION

At this point, you're not just overthinking, you're questioning whether or not you're actually overthinking, and whether or not that's just an illusion created by your own overthinking.