Membership Application - Overthinking Philosophy

Are you prepared to spend hours contemplating the meaning of existence? Do you enjoy being confused? Do you want to spend your days arguing with other overthinkers? Then this is the prophets' club for you!

As a member of this esteemed group, you'll be treated to:

• Regular doses of existential dread
• Countless hoursประกlost in thought
• A chance to meet other like-minded individuals who will question your every answer

To apply, simply fill out this form:

Name:
What kind of philosophy do you lean towards? Existentialism (the classic) Postmodernism (the confused cousin) Nihilism (the "nothing-ist" party)
What interests you in philosophy? Metaphysics (the "what is it?" crew) Epistemology (the "how do we know?" squad) Aesthetics (the "looks nice" club)
Write a 500-word essay on a philosophical topic of your choice: Submit

Or, if you'd rather not fill out the form, you can simply apply as a joke and we'll let you in for the sake of our own amusement.