Pointless Committee Foosball Leagues 2024: The Most Unnecessary Competition in Sports

Rules:

We've got the most pointless rules in the world of sports:

• No one is allowed to actually play foosball.
• Players must stare intensely at the table for exactly 5 minutes after each game.
• Every 5 games, players must write a 500-word essay on the ethics of foosball.
• Losers must perform the chicken dance in front of their opponents.

Current Standings:

View the current MVP

View the full standings

View the essay requirements

Notable Players:

Meet Bob the Foosball Robot

Learn about John the Unremarkable

Read about Mike the Mechanical Engineer