The Supreme Queen's Decree:

BY ORDER OF THE SUPREME QUEEN,

I, THE SUPREME QUEEN, HEROFUL RULER OF THIS REALM, COMMAND THAT YOU, THE SUBJECT, READ THIS PROCLAMATION CAREFULLY.

WHEREAS, the kingdom's snack budget has been deemed insufficient;

BE IT KNOWN TO ALL, that the following snacks shall be provided to the kingdom's subjects:

• Caviar, for the nobles_goals
• Cheetos, for the common_t.reporter_trolls
• Raw meat, for the knights who toil_in the prophets' gardens