Here at Socks For Hire, we've got the most advanced sock methods in the world. Our team of highly trained professionals (okay, we just have our grandma) have developed a system that's so effective, you'll never have to do laundry again.
We've got the Sock Sorting Algorithm, which uses a combination of AI and pure guesswork to separate your socks by color, size, and type of sock-based activity you're planning (e.g., "Socks For Hiking: Don't get caught with a lone sock in your backpack!").
Our Sock Matching System uses an army of highly trained sock-detecting drones to ensure you never have to match socks again. It's like a real-life version of The Matrix, but with more socks and less Keanu Reeves.
And don't worry about stains, we've got Stain Removal Services that'll make your socks look like new. Okay, not really, but we'll make them look like they're 90% new, which is basically the same thing, right?