Today, Aries will have a 50% chance of getting into a fight with their neighbor over a parking spot. The other 50% chance is they'll just end up eating a whole pizza by themselves.
Leo will have a 100% chance of getting into a heated argument with their boss over who's the real star of the company. The real answer is clearly Leo.
Virgo will be plagued by an existential crisis over whether or not they'll ever find their lost socks. Don't worry, Virgo, they're probably just hiding under the couch.
Scorpio will have a 100% chance of plotting world domination, but first, they'll need to finish their Netflix series and get some snacks.