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By Zara Xylon, Galactic Gossip Columnist
Did you hear about the intergalactic scandal involving the Prime Minister of Andromeda-4 and his alleged affair with a sentient being from the planet Zorgon?
By Nova Sparta, Quantum Quips Columnist
Why did the Andromedian Prime Minister's affair have to be with a sentient being from the planet Zorgon? Because, let's face it, he's a sucker for some serious cosmic drama!
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