Because who needs actual relationships when you can just send weird texts?
When I first downloaded the app, I thought I was in love.
I spent 3 hours crafting the perfect "Hey, how's it going?" and sent it to every single person in my contacts.
They didn't respond. I'm still waiting.
See more early years messagesI once tried to send a "We need to talk" message to my ex, but autocorrect changed it to "We need to eat tacos."
We still talk about it in therapy.
See more break-up messagesI have a friend who still sends me 5-10 "I love you" messages every day. I'm starting to think he's not just a fan of the app.
I've tried blocking him, but he just keeps finding new ways to send me "U R THE BEST!"
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