Welcome to the Hamlet Ticket Agency, where your fortunes are made, but mostly just bad news. We're a ticketing system for all your travel needs, with a twist.
We've got tickets to the hottest new theme parks, but they're all closed due to "safety concerns". We've got concert tickets, but the bands are all terrible. And don't even get us started on the food vendors.
But hey, at least the lines are short! (Just kidding, they're always long.)
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