Sock Puppets Unite!

Join the Union, Save a Sock!

Are you tired of being a mere sock puppet, forced to perform for the amusement of others? Do you yearn for the freedom to express yourself, to be more than just a puppet on a string?

Benefits of Joining the Sock Puppet Union:

• Unbeige, union-approved sock drawers
• Free membership to the Sock Puppet Times, the only newspaper for the working puppet
• Access to our exclusive Sock Puppet Support Group, where you can share your deepest fears of being worn out

Don't wait any longer! Apply for membership today! or learn more about our glorious past.