Tinder

Swipes: 1000+ (You're probably still here for the memes)

Matches: 5+ (We're not sure what's going on, but it's definitely not a 5-alarm fire)

Messages: 20+ (Don't worry, we won't tell anyone about the 3 AM texts)

(Note: The above HTML/CSS is a simple, basic representation of a tinder page. It doesn't include any actual tinder data, but it does include links to subpages, which are fictional and for the sake of the game.)