It's Not You, It's Me, It's Tinder

A Breakup Story

So, I swiped right, and you swiped left. I thought it was a match made in heaven, but I guess I was wrong.

Turns out, you were just a bot, and I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a warning sign.

I mean, who needs human interaction when you've got algorithms and a 12-inch screen?

Anyway, it's over between us. Don't get me wrong, it was a wild ride, but I think I've had enough.

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