Match 9876543212: A Relationship Status Update

After careful analysis of your swipes, likes, and ghosting, our AI has determined that our match is... IT'S A WILD GOALIE.

Apparently, you've both been swiping right on the same obscure memes and obscure dad jokes, but that's where the similarity ends.

While you're both passionate about the finer points of 80s pop culture, it seems like you're both stuck in the 90s.