FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really, We Have No Answers)

We're not really sure how we ended up here, but it seems like people keep asking us questions.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Um, is that a pizza? Maybe it's just a really big question mark.

Q: Why is the sky blue?

We have no idea, but it's probably because of all the smurfs in the sky.

Q: Can I have a million of your tiny, free kittens?

Sorry, no. We're not made of kittens. Or money. Or time.

Q: Will you please, for the love of all things good, answer my question?

No, but we'll give you a nice, blank piece of paper to stare at instead.