Society Membership Requirements
A Guide for the Ambitously Aspiring
Membership Level 1: Basic Brat
Must be willing to wear a neon pink jumpsuit at all times.
Membership Level 2: Brat-Plus
Must be able to recite the entirety of the Society's Manifesto from memory.
Membership Level 3: Full-Blown Brat
Must be able to consume 5 gallons of our special brand of neon-colored Jell-O within a 24-hour period without complaint.
Sublevel 1: Brat-titude Adjustment | Sublevel 2: Brat-titude Crisis
Society Rules:
- Do not under any circumstances mention 'normal' or 'sane'
- Be willing to eat 3 meals at the local Diner of Disrepute
- Must be able to hold a 3-hour conversation about the societal implications of neon-colored Jell-O