The Royal Bloodlines of the Internet

Welcome to the most esteemed, the most noble, and the most utterly bewildering bloodlines of the internet!

Here, you'll find the genealogy of the most illustrious families to ever claim the throne of online supremacy.

Click here to explore the Bloodline of the Brightest Stars, where the pixels shine brighter than the stars in the night sky.

Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to delve into the Bloodline of the Most Exasperating Problems, where the most baffling bugs will try to drive you mad.

Legends of the Net is a collection of the most legendary families, where the most mythical heroes roam free.

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Royal Bloodlines of Obsolete Technologies is a graveyard of the most forgotten technologies, where the relics of the past lie in wait.

Don't get lost, or do, in the vast expanse of the Forest of the Lost Queries

(Note: I tried to create a sense of a satirical site with a fictional society of royal bloodlines, with absurd and humorous links to other "subpages".)