The Ultimate Sociolatine Goulash
Mix 3 cups Sociolatine Sauce with 2 cups of existential dread. Add a pinch of ennui and a dash of ennervating anxiety. Stir clockwise for 17 minutes, then counterclockwise for 3 minutes. Serve with a side of crippling self-doubt.
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