Sock Ontology: The Study of Socks

The Sock Dichotomy

According to Sockrhea, the Sock Ontology posits that socks exist on a spectrum of Pairness and Singletonness. The former is a state of being part of a pair, the latter, a state of being alone.

The Socky-Self

The Socky-Self is the fundamental, unchanging essence of a sock. It is the sum total of all sock-ness that exists. We can observe the Socky-Self through the study of Socky-Self Properties.

Socky-Self-Properties

Properties of the Socky-Self include:

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