Welcome to Merit-9, the Premier Daffodil Sock Sorting Facility

Sock Sorting Status: Critical

Due to an unforeseen influx of bright orange socks, our sorting machines have reached maximum capacity. Please stand by while we divert all non-daffodil sock traffic to alternate facilities.

Learn more about our alternate facility options

Current Sock Sorter: Bob the Sorting Machine

Bob has been sorting daffodils for 5 years and has a 99% success rate. He's a bit of a diva, but he gets the job done.

Meet Bob, the Sorting Machine with a Heart of Gold

Sock Statistics:

  • Sorted: 10,000 daffodil socks
  • Unsorted: 5,000 bright orange socks
  • Currently sorting: 1,000 daffodil socks/minute
View detailed sock statistics