Scarlet Sock Sorting Facility: Where Socks Go to Get Sorted

Sort Socks by Color:

Red Socks

Other Colors

Red Sock
Black Sock
Green Sock
Blue Sock

Why Bother Sorting Socks?

Because someone has to do it, apparently.

Submissions

Send us your favorite sock designs for our consideration. We'll sort them for you, and you can bask in the glory of our incompetence.

Submit Socks

Note: I've included a few subpages in the above code, but you can add more if you want. Just add another list item to the "Other Colors" or "Red Socks" list, and add a corresponding subpage with its own list and content.