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SOCK SORTING CO.

For the most discerning sock aficionado.

Send us your most befuddled and befouled footwear and we'll sort 'em out!

Our Sock Sorting Wizards will work their magic:

Sort-by-Color

Sort-by-Material

Sort-by-Occasion

or

Sort-by-Mystery-Algorithm

1. Sort by Color: We use our patented Sock-o-matic 3000 to sort your socks by hue.

2. Sort by Material: Our team of expert sock whisperers sort by thread count.

3. Sort by Occasion: Our team of highly trained sock psychologists sort by mood.

4. Sort by Mystery-Algorithm: Our CEO uses his magic 8 ball to sort by... um, magic.

Privacy Policy: We don't share your sock secrets

About Us: Meet the Sock Sorting Co. Team