SOCK SORTING HIERARCHY

Stripes are the most basic of socks, but don't let that fool you. They're still super stylish and perfect for any occasion.

Polka dots are like the hipsters of socks. They think they're so cool, but really, they're just dots.

Heelys: for when you're feeling extra fancy. Like, who needs actual talent when you can wear socks with wheels?

Crazy patterns? More like Crazy People. But hey, if you can pull it off, go for it.