The art of categorizing socks by color. A noble pursuit, indeed.
1. Monochromatic Socks: These are the socks that dare not change.
2. Pastel Socks: A gentle, whimsical touch for the discerning foot.
3. Neon Socks: For the bold, the daring, and those who refuse to be seen.
Still confused? Consult our Sock Color Sorting Glossary.
Note: This website is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by the realization that your sock drawer is a mess.