Q: What is the Sock Conference?
A: The Sock Conference is a gathering of socks, for socks, and by socks. It's like a sock convention, but without the convention center.
Q: Why do I need to attend the Sock Conference?
A: You should attend to learn the secrets of the sock industry. Did you know that socks can be used as a form of currency in some countries? It'sประก a real thing, we swear!
Q: Can I bring my pet sock puppet to the conference?
A: Unfortunately, no. We have a strict no-pet policy. Unless you have a pet sock puppet made of pure, 100% organic cotton, we can't allow it. Sorry, your polyester sock puppet will just have to stay home.
Q: What if I forget my socks at home?
A: Don't worry, we have an emergency sock donation program. Just ask the nice sock lady at the registration desk, and she'll hook you up with a brand new pair of socks. But don't get too attached, they're just loaners.