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It's not just a conspiracy theory, it's a fact: the socks in your drawer are plotting against us.
The Sock Conspiracy is a shadowy organization that manipulates world events from the shadows. They control the global sock supply chain, dictating what colors and patterns we wear.
We've been duped, folks. The Sock Puppet Government is a front for the Sock Conspiracy. They've infiltrated the highest levels of power, making us all dance to their whim.
But wait, it gets worse. There's a subset of the Sock Conspiracy known as Sock Obsessive Disorder. These socks are so addicted to their control that they've become a threat to global stability.