SOCK DATING: Privacy Policy

Don't worry, we won't judge. But also, we will totally judge. Our sock-dating algorithm will collect some data, and we'll use it for the greater good of finding you a sock that's just right.

What we collect:

• Information about your preferred sock material: Cotton, polyester, or a little bit of everything.
• Your favorite sock-related memes: From 'Socks are my love language' to 'Socks are my everything.'
• Your sock drawer organization skills: We'll know if you're a neat freak, a messy sock hoarder, or somewhere in between.
• Your willingness to wear mismatched socks: We're not judging, but we will judge.

What we do with the data:

• Our advanced algorithms match you with the perfect sock.
• We send you notifications when your sock is ready.
• We may or may not have a team of highly trained sock experts review your data and make recommendations.

Disclaimer:

By using our service, you agree to our terms and conditions. Or, you know, just don't @ me, I'm just a sock.