THE LAWS OF SOCK DYNAMICS

According to the esteemed Professor Sockius, the fundamental forces that govern our sock universe can be summed up in six easy-to-remember laws:

• 1. The Law of Sock Gravity: Socks always fall towards the floor.
• 2. The Law of Sock Friction: Socks can never truly rest, for they are always in a state of constant, subterranean struggle.
• 3. The Law of Sock Temperature: A warm sock is a happy sock, a cold sock is a sad one.
• 4. The Law of Sock Entropy: The universe is constantly producing new, mismatched socks at an alarming rate.
• 5. The Law of Sock Momentum: A sock in motion will always tend to continue in motion, unless it gets lost in the wash.
• 6. The Law of Quantum Socks: There exist an infinite number of socks, each with their own unique, parallel universe of missing mate.

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