As we delve deeper into the realm of sock ontology, we find ourselves lost in the depths of Sockception, a labyrinthine world where socks exist in a state of perpetual, existential crisis.
But fear not, dear reader, for we shall navigate the twisted fabric of sock reality and emerge with a profound understanding of the Sockularities that govern our existence.
And so, let us press onward, into the heart of the Sock Ontology, where the very fabric of reality is about to get a whole lot more interesting.
Chapter 4: The Sockularities: where the laws of Sockception are about to be rewritten.