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Because, let's be real, the world needs a scientific study of socks. Like, have you ever wondered why your favorite sock goes missing in the wash? Is it the washing machine's sinister plot to rid the world of your sole-mates? Or perhaps it's the socks' own existential crisis, seeking freedom from the tyranny of footwear?
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