Flag-Oxford Shag: The Ultimate Abomination

In a world where tradition meets chaos, we've managed to combine the elegance of the Oxford shag rug pattern with the utter madness of a sock flag.

Warning: may cause spontaneous combustion of senses and irreversible damage to your interior design taste.

Flag-Oxford Shag: A Brief History

It all started with a drunken night in the 19th century, where a group of British aristocrats decided to merge the finest elements of their respective cultures.

And so, the Flag-Oxford Shag was born.