The Art of Ultra-Compact Sock Folding

Learn the secrets to folding your socks into tiny, neat rectangles.

				Folding Method: The Hammerfold
				1. Place the sock flat on a surface.
				2. Fold the top and bottom edges in towards you.
				3. Fold the left and right edges in towards you.
				4. Fold the sock into a tiny rectangle, ignoring the laws of physics.

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