The Tornado Tamer Method

Warning: Sock Folding can be Hazardous to Your Sanity

Step 1: Prepare for the Vortex

In this step, you'll don your best "I'm-a-professional-sock-folder" outfit, complete with a fedora and a pair of sturdy boots.

Continue to Step 2

Step 2: The Folding Technique

This is where things get real. You'll need to fold 37 pairs of socks into perfect, identical triangles. Don't bother with opposable thumbs, those are for amateurs.

Go for the Vortex

Sock Vortexing (Optional, But Highly Recommended)

For the truly daring, you'll want to try the Tornado Tamer Method's patented Sock Vortexing technique. This involves creating a swirling column of folded socks that will blow your mind.